the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan
what do nudists do when they’re on their period
I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.
too cute omfg
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day