“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

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why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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“If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism.” — Cornelius Lindsey (via wanksclub)

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Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

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